When choosing from my harem of fictional men it was hard for me to choose just five. I mean how can you choose just five exceptional men. Like c’mon. This should just be illegal.
Clint Evans
“Get a hint Clint”- Lori Foster
Now Clint, what can I say about him? Now hopefully if you don’t live under a rock you would have heard The Expendables, hopefully. Clint is like that balled up into one. First of all he is a bad mofo with a weak stomach. Yes, weak stomach. Sure he can crack four people skulls together, take a few bullets, but somehow he just gets- squeamish. Now that can be overlooked, since he has amazing green eyes, he looks after the three stooges in his building, and he will even make your ex cower in fear. Plus, he’s cheeky. I like cheeky. Also he’s older, I like my men with a little bit of age, let’s say.
Mitch Hertzog
“Boy Meets Girl”- Meg Cabot
Mitch is the guy you marry. He’s so sweet, considerate, he teaches he’s one year old nephew how to cuss, wears Spiderman ties, and if your ever homeless he will go along with the stint that your dating a guy name Ski Boy, who is having a affair with your boss, but your boss’s husband is there and suspicious. His family may have come from a special depth in hell but some of them are cool, and he has the prettiest curly hair ever. Plus he knows his way around the kitchen and he will feel you in his kitchen if you ever need it. *Cue heh heh heh*
PI Frank Tuttle
“Miss Julie Strikes Back”- Ann B. Ross
Now this may be the one time, my favorite fictional guy is not due to looks nor affection. Mr. Tuttle does not embody the guy of your dreams at all. He’s a drunk, mean, surly, sarcastic, smokes cigarettes going through no doubt a midlife crisis, and typically does not awaken before three in the afternoon. Yes, he spends most of the book in a drunken stupor, but hey- YOLO. That’s what I love about him. His witty banter with Miss Julie and his quickness to evade the police won him an instant spot in my heart. He is not afraid at all to give everyone the quick finger, knock a table over and bounce. He may not be winning any beauty pageants soon, but that’s bae.
Stark
“House of Night”- P.C. Cast and Kristin Cast
Stark stole my heart when he waltz in on that arrow. He’s cheeky and lovable, and a great protector. He has a crooked smile, he would be your guardian warrior, travel across planes for you, and to mention he can never miss his shot? Yes, he cannot but lets get to the fine details of it or what I get from it. He can shot an arrow a block away and it would hit that arrow if he wants that arrow. Basically his target is that his mind or heart thinks it is. You get me? I know I’m butchering this horribly but pass that just know if Vampyres come after you he’s not missing none of those suckers. Plus, he’s a bit cocky, has beautiful hair all the vain things I know and love, Stark if I ever become a Vampyre you would definitely be my consort.
Luc
“Save My Soul”- Zoe Winters
Gurl.
Gurl
Gurl.
Lord have mercy, I have saved the best for last Luc. Luc.
Give me a second.
Luc is all that the bag of chips, soda, and candy bar on the side. Like I’m having so many emotions I can only say like. Like this is bae, personally for me. Like let’s make its clear, he’s not human. He’s a incubus. A smooth-talking, wine drinking, food channel surfing, and form changing operator. Oh, Luc, how I love you most. You know the onion in Shrek? That’s how Luc is, like its so many layers. He has a hidden sensitive side that many don’t get to see, but I know that he has. He is definitely someone of your dreams and fantasies. He is definitely the type to protect, so don’t worry gals. He might steal your credit card to buy grocery, but believe the omelette is the bomb dot com. I love the snarky wit and banter between Anna and him, the harem, and the witches. Did I mention he likes to suck your energy through sexy time?
